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EXCLUSIVE: DUMB PEOPLE FOUND IN CLOSE PROXIMITY TO S.C. STATEHOUSE

November 29, 2007

by Andrew Citizen

Inspired by the FITSNews story; ‘Being Stupid Is Expensive’; we bought this awesome Nikon camera yesterday. The camera takes about twenty-gazillion frames per second in burst mode so basically anyone including A. Citizen may portend to be a photo-journalist er… evil traffic paparazzi. Long story short we opted for the latter and on our drive to work today (Which takes all of 3 minutes) we SAFELY, captured photos of three really dumb people in close proximity to the S.C. Statehouse, coincidence?

This dumb fellow runs a clearly red-light at Main & Laurel while towing a trailer, nice huh?

This really dumb person runs a red-light right in front of a Columbia police squad car (Was not pulled over) , no not kidding it happened at Gervais & Assembly where there are a lot of really smart people just trying to cross the street and earn a buck.

Shot a picture of this fellow just because we could, how he could even get into his vehicle that was so full junk is mind freaking numbing (Sorry you cannot see the bananas on the dash on top of the other trash).

Not quite sure where this dumb person thing will take us , but we are certain it will keep us in close proximity to the Statehouse.

Get your ‘I See Dumb People’ bumper sticker here

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. November 30, 2007 6:01 PM

    [Update] We’ve decided to unleash the evil interns upon downtown Columbia so turn on some classical music, take a deep breath and place nice…

    A. Citizen

  2. west_rhino permalink
    December 10, 2007 4:22 PM

    AC how do you differentiate between close proximity and not so close proximity, absent neologism or misuse of proximity.

    PS, how about imbiciles found in proximity of SC Statehouse? The mutes don’t deserve to lumped in with idiots behind the wheel.

    PPS Since we’ve not heard of Lt Gov. Mario Andretti or Mike Campbell’s driver getting pulled lately, we know it wasn’t either of them

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